In Case You Ever End Up On Life Support Make Sure Your Relatives Have These Instructions

[liverock]

If I am ever on life support, unplug me...
Then plug me back in...
See if that works.

 

[Solstice Goat]

Ah yes; toggle the oh-en-oh-eff-eff switch!!!!

Maybe a dose of 'percussive maintenance' is in order!