Gas Joke

[kind2creatures]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.

They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was doing it because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now when I pass gas...although still silent...it stinks terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

 

[Cookie]

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Stinker jokes are sooo funny.... I'm like a 7 year old boy when it comes to toots!

 

[Cookie]

An aristocratic woman is sitting in a restaurant, having just finished her foie gras. As she leans over to reach into her purse for her purse, she farts so loud that everyone turn towards her table.
Hoping to blame the blast on the waiter, she sits up with an air of indignation on her face and shouts: "Stop it!"
To which the waiter replies, "Of course madam, which way did it go?"

 

[Solstice Goat]

........:lol2:

Stinker jokes are sooo funny.... I'm like a 7 year old boy when it comes to toots!

Sounds like you're fun in the city.


A man is walking down a back alley and another man approaches him and says, "Hey, wanna buy some smart pills?"

"How much?"

"Five bucks for a two week supply."

"OK."

Man goes back in two weeks and proclaims, "I think you sold me a bottle of rabbit turds!"



"Really? Well, I see the pills are beginning to work!"