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\n1. Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.
\nMoral of the story: �In life, no one helps you once you\'re screwed.�
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\n2. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends pat her stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and pat the man\'s penis and say "Good job".
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\nMoral of the story: �Hard work is never appreciated�\r\n

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\r\n Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
\ninto bodies, of which they know less,
\nfor diseases of which they know nothing at all.
\nVoltaire\r\n

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