Black & White TV
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.
Now .... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and
a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's
problems.
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