Talking Dog
Talking Dog
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks in.
"So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog.
"I�ve led a very full life," says the dog. "I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home."
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog�s owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?"
The owner says, "Because he�s a liar! He never did any of that!"
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"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~
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