\r\n \r\n It\'s claimed Willie Nelson wrote this.
\nThe Penis Poem
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\nMy nookie days are over,My pilot light is out.What used to be my sex appeal,Is now my water spout.Time was when, on its own accord,From my trousers it would spring.But now I\'ve got a full time job,To find the fu-' + '-' + '-' + '-\' thing.It used to be embarrassing,The way it would behave.For every single morning,It would stand and watch me shave.Now as old age approaches,It sure gives me the blues.To see it hang its little head,And watch me tie my shoes!!\r\n

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\r\n Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
\ninto bodies, of which they know less,
\nfor diseases of which they know nothing at all.
\nVoltaire\r\n

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