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A man out for a Saturday morning stroll sees an odd looking funeral procession.
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"And my mother-in-law tried to help her & my dog killed her too."
The onlooker asks, "Can I please borrow you dog"?
Fella w/the dog says, "Sure, just get in line"!
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