An old man was on his death bed .He wanted badly to take some of his money with him when he passed.He called his priest,doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.Here's $30,000.00 cash to be held by each of you .I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take some of my money with me.

At the funeral each man put an envelope into the coffin. Riding away in a limousine the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed." I put only $20,000.00 into the envelope because I needed $ 10,000.00 for a new baptistery.
Well since we're confiding in each other said the doctor " I had only put $10,000.00 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $ 20,000.00 "

The lawyer was aghast .I'm ashamed of both of you " he exclaimed .I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin , it held my personal check for the full $ 30,000.00 .....

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"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~

excellent!