A man, while visiting his doctor, asked him, "Doctor,how do you determine whether an elderly person needs to be put in a nursing home?"

"Well, we do a bathtub test," he replied. "We put the person in a bathtub
full of water, with a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and tell him or her to
empty the bathtub.
"Oh, I see, the person would choose the bucket as fastest of course," the
patient said.
"No," the Doctor answered. "An okay person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed by the window?"

__________________
May you always have..Love to Share, Health to Spare, and Friends that Care!

LOL, evil!