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The Polite Way To Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
Asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a
Date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that
You have to go to the bathroom? Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to
Go pee..' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
Impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said,
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
Back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
Bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your
Brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say Darling,
May I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
Dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The
Teacher fainted.
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