Two rednecks are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
Red asks her, "kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
He asks her "kin ya breathe?"
Woman shakes her head no.
Red walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek.
The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
Excited, Red's buddy says "ya know, I heerd of that thar hind lick maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it".....