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Old 04-17-2006, 12:26 PM
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Default The year is 2029 . . . .

The year is 2029 . . . .

� Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formerly
known as California).

� White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

� Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

� Constitutional Amendment passed that allows illegal aliens to run for U. S. President.

� Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

� Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

� Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the ATM (the American Territory of the Middle East, formerly known as
Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

� Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

� France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

� Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.

� George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

� Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

� 85-year, $75.8 billion study finds: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss!!!

� Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

� Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with
her mouth shut.

� Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

� Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

� Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

� New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered
by January 2036.

� Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

� Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

� IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

� Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:12 PM
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Absolutely right. It is now 2029 and I am 109. All factors in the list are correct, but there is one addition: Rush Limbaugh is still on the radio 3 hours a day, 5 days a week.
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Old 04-19-2006, 06:07 AM
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Default 2029!

Loved it, MAD S. Probably true too!
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