Why Some Men Have Dogs vs Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don�t notice if you call them by another dog�s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog�s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they�re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you�re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, �If I died, would you get another dog??�
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don�t get mad. They just think it�s interesting..
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won�t take half of your stuff.
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~