It's a Dangerous World ... Rest Peacefully

Harry Hirsute · � #1 � 03-29-2008, 08:12 PM

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The Quantum Sleeper is a bed that converts into a bullet-proof, airtight shelter that is shielded from biochemical attacks with filtered ventilation and rebreathing equipment. Options include a toilet, a short-wave radio, and motion detectors.

https://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/29/...ter-proof-bed/

Iggy Dalrymple · � #2 � 03-30-2008, 05:55 AM

Harry, I'm interested in the product, but I need more detailed info on the toilet. Is it a composting toilet? Are you a distributor? Is this a MLM deal?

Harry Hirsute · � #3 � 03-30-2008, 07:32 PM

Iggy,

Take a seat. Can I get you a beverage? Maybe some organic hot cocoa?

My you're looking well today. But how will you look in the event of a biochemical attack by a rogue nation? Or a nighttime invasion by a coked-out group of hooligans?

A composting toilet? That's for amateurs. Our septic-system acts as a) a weapon against invaders, b) a fertilizer for the hydroponic garden and c) a recycling center for our top-of-the-line whole food organic supplements.

Am I a distributor? I'm not just a member. I'm also a client. MLM? Nah, that's old-school. ILM (Infinity-Level Marketing) is my game.

scorpiotiger · � #4 � 03-31-2008, 03:39 AM

Kevin · � #5 � 04-02-2008, 04:57 AM

It's hilarious

. I'm surprised that it's not first seen in a Hollywood movie.

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