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Hippocratic Oath updates
I swear by Apollo, the healer, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and I take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the following Oath and agreement:
It has been changed to
I swear by Santa Claus the gift giver, Easter bunny, tooth fairy, and valentine cherub and I take to witness all the bankers, all the bankers� wives, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the Oath and agreements.

Other updates
I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone.

Now
I will only prescribe drugs regiments for my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm unless it is financially beneficial to me or my mentor the drug companies.
Other updates

I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art.

I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by my golf buddies.
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