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Default FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.


For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this

was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently

revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.

On her wedding night,

the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store,

a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States .

If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and

provide us with Verizon technical advice.
















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