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Old 01-22-2010, 03:57 AM
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Cool Getting rid of wrinkles!

Do you want to get rid of sagging and wrinkles?
Easy - just eat until you fill them out/plump them up!

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Do you want to get rid of sagging and wrinkles?
Easy - just eat until you fill them out/plump them up!
Funny EarlyBird! I was just telling my hubby that a few days ago! I told him I didn't need to lose these 10 pounds, just gain 10 more so the wrinkles on my face will fill in, and I'd look younger! True...true, he said in his joking way.
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You try it, Kind2C and let me know if it works! LOL!
I do think there's some truth in it - years ago a friend of mine who had
always been somewhat plump, lost alot of weight. She then looked terribly
haggard with wrinkles all over her face. The last time i saw her, she still
looked years older than she actually was.
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You try it, Kind2C and let me know if it works! LOL!
I do think there's some truth in it - years ago a friend of mine who had
always been somewhat plump, lost alot of weight. She then looked terribly
haggard with wrinkles all over her face. The last time i saw her, she still
looked years older than she actually was.
Well EarlyBird, we all have the free choice. We can be old and haggard on the outside, or old and haggard on the inside!
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Do you want to get rid of sagging and wrinkles?
Easy - just eat until you fill them out/plump them up!
At least it would be a yummy quest!





An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.

On his way out of the hospital, he met an old friend who didn't recognize him at first.

"Rob, is that really you? " said the friend. "You look years younger. I didn't know you had a dimple in your chin."

"It's not a dimple, it's my belly button" said the old man as his friend laughed. "If you think that's funny, take a look at what I'm wearing for a tie!"
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