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09-23-2008, 03:56 PM
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6 truths of life
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Truths of Life:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
I'm an idiot and I needed company ...
Einstein once said 'The definition of insanity is doing
the same thing over and over again and expecting different
results.'
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09-23-2008, 04:00 PM
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My conclusion, based on your post.
If you don't have teeth, you can't be an idiot!
I'm throwing away my toothbrush rightaway!
Think of all the money I'll save on toothpaste!
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06-19-2009, 10:30 AM
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Heh heh, I'm smiling!!
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07-02-2009, 05:02 AM
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Me too! Actually, I'm laughing out loud!
However, I have a firm belief that Idiots have more fun in life.
Therefore I'm happy to be an Idiot!
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07-02-2009, 08:27 AM
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Yeah, people who know how to laugh and play and don't get stuck in eternal seriousness sure do have more fun and enjoy life more!
Cheers,
BB
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07-05-2009, 08:07 PM
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Right now my tongue is sandwiched
between my teeth!! Ahh the things we do to amuse ourselves. hahaha
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