Whale of a Tale

[Iggy Dalrymple]

The Whales Revolt
The whales were fed up with ships crossing their feeding grounds, migration paths, and breeding areas; not to mention years of being hunted and killed. They got together in the middle of the Pacific to decide what to do.

Discussion continued until a plan of attack was proposed. "What we will do, is gather in two groups, one behind the other. The first group will swim under each ship, and blow together. This will create a huge bubble of air under the ship, which will capsize it, dropping the sailors into the water. The following group of whales will then gobble them up."

After the cheering died down, one whale, towards the outside of the meeting was slapping his tail on the water for attention. The leader says "Yes Mervin? You have something to say?"
Mervin replies, "Well, I can go along with the Blow Job, but I won't swallow seamen." --