Super Sex

[Iggy Dalrymple]

Super Sex
On his ninetieth birthday, his friends hired a hooker who advertised super sex or your money back. She knocked on his door wearing a raincoat and nothing underneath. When he opened the door, she opened the raincoat and said, “Would you like some super sex?” Being a little hard of hearing and ninety years old he said, “I guess I’ll have to take the soup.”