Divorce
Jewish Divorce
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Allen! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother says, "You're married to Allen, a multimillionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?
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Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
Voltaire
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Good one.
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