Post Office job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00
am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on
starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
Voltaire
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