I can't see!

[spideyfanman]

I can't see anything right now! Help!!! I'm blind!

[just me]

open your eyes!!!!

[spideyfanman]

oh-OH! That's what was wrong with me!

[Mad Scientest]

Seeing as how I have an artificial eye, it will be easy for me to keep an eye out for you to see if I can help.

[Xania]

Ummm.
I think I understand some of that - perhaps!

[jazziGirl]

Spam post deleted.

[Harry Hirsute]

I have 20/20 vision for spotting SPAM.

[Xania]

Well spotted Harry. I will wave a wand at it!

[scorpiotiger]

I hate spam.

It is nice to know that the posters here do not like spam.

... as opposed to the posters on another forum (won't mention any names)

and I appreciate that the administration of the forum tries to keep the discussions free of this kind of junk spam.
Personally, on an adult forum, i would keep the spam, and put it in a separate forum called "COMPANIES TO AVOID'. with the company name in bold. and make sure that forum got googled so that every spam post had a reply stating that the first post was spam, the name of the company hiring spambots to hide posts in threads.

if companies do this kind of advertising, i don't want to buy from them.