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Old 06-11-2018, 03:50 PM
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Default Keto didn't check with God.

Mike and Janet were fooled by the masterminds who invented keto at first. Then we checked with God and discovered some very interesting facts. Theory number 1. Intermittent fasting improves mitochondrial functioning. So does eating raw organic eggs. The glutathione mops up the free radicals and the lecithin repairs the cellular wall. Theory number 2. Carbs interfere with fat. That is not true. Mothers milk contains both carbs and fats. God wouldn't make a food that harmed babies. So the masterminds like to manufacture theories. Well two can play that game. So Mike and Janet manufactured the theory that keto isn't any fun. Mct oil isn't as much fun as water melon. Fasting isn't as much fun as feasting. So we are going back to fruit instead of fat and feasting instead of fasting.
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