Don't make me give up fishing
John decided to finally tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend, Betty.
One evening, after the honeymoon, John was sorting out some fishing gear for an upcoming weekend away with the boys.
Betty was standing at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. “Honey, I have been thinking, now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit fishing, maybe you should sell your rods and your boat.”
John gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a minute, you sounded like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched — they must be felt with the heart." — Helen Keller