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Default What in Heaven's name does ancient history have to do with keto.

Back in the day the king would send his army to conquer his neighbor but there was a danger. His victorious general would return and overthrow him. So royalty came up with the idea the army would have 2 generals. They would alternate days being in charge. So what does that have to do with keto? Well nothing directly, but indirectly it has everything to do with keto. You see Mike and Janet get along and stay together cuz they follow the same strategy. At night Mike is the commander and Janet has to do anything he says when she is told to. To be fair and to be equalitarians during the day Janet is the boss and Mike absolutely must agree to do everything she says. Well that seems to be a good idea but again what does that have to do with keto? Well the day before yesterday Janet says to Mike. I'm bored. Let's do something new. Let's do keto. So Mike had to say yes I agree cuz that is the most important rule in the relationship. So Mike and Janet have jumped off the cliff and dove into the keto lake and immersed themselves in the ketone bodies. They are becoming ketone bodies and ketone brains.
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