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Old 04-12-2012, 08:07 AM
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Little Joey is home alone on his familyís farm when a neighboring farmer comes over:

Neighbor: Is your father home?

Joey: No sir he has gone into town and will be back shortly.

Neighbor: Is your mother home?

Joey: No she went with him.

Neighbor: By chance is your older brother here?

Joey: Nope he went with them also. Is there something I can help you with?

Neighbor, stammering a bit: Your brother has got my daughter pregnant.

Joey: I see. Well I know papa charges $500 for our prize bull and $20 for a pig, but I donít know what he charges for James.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:49 AM
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