Little Joey is home alone on his familyís farm when a neighboring farmer comes over:
Neighbor: Is your father home?
Joey: No sir he has gone into town and will be back shortly.
Neighbor: Is your mother home?
Joey: No she went with him.
Neighbor: By chance is your older brother here?
Joey: Nope he went with them also. Is there something I can help you with?
Neighbor, stammering a bit: Your brother has got my daughter pregnant.
Joey: I see. Well I know papa charges $500 for our prize bull and $20 for a pig, but I donít know what he charges for James.