Go Back   Natural Medicine Talk > Off-topic > Humor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 06-25-2008, 10:35 AM
Matrix's Avatar
Admin
Wiki Editor
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 924
Matrix will become famous soon enoughMatrix will become famous soon enough
Default Ponder This

The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-25-2008, 10:41 AM
Matrix's Avatar
Admin
Wiki Editor
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 924
Matrix will become famous soon enoughMatrix will become famous soon enough
Default Prescriptive compliance

A woman in Arkansas brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache.

He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.

Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.

The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
Reply With Quote