1. Birds 0f a feather flock together...& then poop on your car!
2. A penny saved ia a government oversight.
3. The easiest way to find something lost asround the house is to buy a replacement.
4. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can know when he's really in trouble.
5. Notice that when you put the 2 words "the " & "IRS" together that it spells "theirs."
6. If you keep trying to turn back your personal odometer, others won't know the real reason why you look as you do.
7. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
8. Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.